Sporting Quotes of 2012!!!

 “He’s going to teach me cricket. Because I don’t understand what’s going on with that.”
Barack Obama finds a use for David Cameron.(March 2012)

“Mario Balotelli is like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Me? I’m in between.”
Joe Royle   (April 2012)

“I listened to my DAB radio and my Abba CD. Flying would have been sensible, but this is ‘me’ time.”
Colin Montgomerie explains why he drove 1,500 miles to fetch a putter from his home in Scotland.(May 2012)

“I’ve just packed my wellies, flippers & snorkel.”
Ian Poulter prepares for the Open. No clubs, Ian? (July 2012)

 “You don’t have any tools out there. You’ve just got to go with what is in your pants.”
Nicolas Colsaerts’ philosophy and trouser contents do him proud at the Ryder Cup(September 2012)

“Just because he is a famous footballer doesn’t mean he has any money coming in.”
Michael Ballack’s lawyer after his client refused to pay a speeding fine(November 2012)


“When I went in the local fans booed me, I felt a bit offended. But in the end they clapped and invited me for coffee.”
Arrigo Brovedani, Udinese’s only travelling fan for a game against Genoa
 
“No Italian club would be able to afford him. Balotelli is as valuable as the Mona Lisa.”
Mario Balotelli’s agent is almost certainly wrong
 
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